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jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great
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howlsmoving-asshole:

howllor:

oh my godddddd there is a new swedish reality tv show where they are tracking down internet trolls and confronting them about the death threats they’ve sent to people, since it’s actually illegal.

watching them try to explain how it’s not them is the best entertainment i’ve ever seen.

this episode ended with them fining him 5000 SEK to be paid to the victim!

guess what America should do

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reverseracist:

my aesthetic is fudge swirled cheesecake

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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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kvotheunkvothe:

thesassylorax:

everthorne:

judas was creepy as fuck

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Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.

"Hello, Jesus."
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."

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billuminati:

How not to add to posts:

  • omg so done
  • im scREAMING
  • if you dont have room for (insert stupid shit here) on your blog then youre doing it wrong !!!!!!!!
  • I CANT
  • thanks satan
  • i bet most of the people who are reblogging this dont even get the joke
  • wow everyone on this website is so smooth
  • if you dont reblog this im judging you
  • i think the fact that so many people have reblogged this says something!
  • literally me
  • THIS IS SO ACCURATE
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hijerking:

it’s a metaphor

hijerking:

it’s a metaphor

sylvehun:

holy shit

just-in-time-machine:

stephastated:

“mary had a little…”

Infection.

upgraders:

rooftilers… unf

wearenotright:

theatlantic:

This Is Big: Scientists Just Found Earth’s First-Cousin

Right now, 500 light years away from Earth, there’s a planet that looks a lot like our own. It is bathed in dim orangeish light, which at high noon is only as bright as the golden hour before sunset back home. 

NASA scientists are calling the planet Kepler-186f, and it’s unlike anything they’ve found. The big news: Kepler-186f is the closest relative to the Earth that researchers have discovered. 

It’s the first Earth-sized planet in the habitable zone of another star—the sweet spot between too-hot Mercury-like planets and too-cold Neptunes— and it is likely to give scientists their first real opportunity to seek life elsewhere in the universe. “It’s no longer in the realm of science fiction,” said Elisa Quintana, a researcher at the SETI Institute. 

But if there is indeed life on Kepler-186f, it may not look like what we have here. Given the redder wavelengths of light on the planet, vegetation there would sprout in hues of yellow and orange instead of green.

Read more. [Image: NASA Ames/SETI Institute/JPL-Caltech]

The universe blows my mind